Fish Poo 2027
The Deadpan Fin-tastic Calendar
Twelve fish. Twelve confessions. Zero shame. Twelve majestic, unbothered fish — and the honest aftermath. A wall calendar for anyone who has ever kept an aquarium… or known one.
🛒 Online shop coming soon 🇬🇧 UK · 🇺🇸 US · 🇩🇪 DE editions
Twelve months of dignity. Mostly.
The 2027 collection — six new calendars in production
Guilty Pets In production
Mid-crime pets sitting in the wreckage, staring at you. Zero regret detected.
Silent But Deadly Next up
Dignified animals. A suspicious little cloud. Nobody heard anything.
Judgy Frogs Coming
Macro frog faces delivering the verdicts you deserve.
Soggy Dogs Coming
Freshly bathed, deeply betrayed, absolutely soaked.
Cows Staring At You Coming
They're just staring. Directly at you. For no reason.
Pigeons With Jobs Coming
Urban professionals. LinkedIn headshots. Unearned confidence.
Calendars with a straight face.
TnT Calendars makes novelty wall calendars with one rule: the joke is delivered completely deadpan. Beautiful pictures, ridiculous truths, not a smirk in sight. Printed for the UK, US and Germany — with all the public holidays done properly, because we take the funny business seriously.
Want to know when the shop opens?
Drop us a line at hello@tntcalendars.com — we'll tell you the moment Fish Poo 2027 and friends go on sale.